John Scott G

John Scott G

John Scott G, an admitted word nerd, writes books, plays, screenplays, and political commentary. Author of "Area Code 666," "Secret Sex," and "Ambient Deviant Speedmetal Polka," Mr. G also writes under the pseudonym Gerald Laurence. Every day he happily rubs a few phrases up against each other to create sparks in your brain. You're welcome.


  1. Avatar photo Len
    Dec 23, 2007 @ 11:39 AM PST

    I thought it was actually 4 “colin” birds, a “colin” being a species of North American bobwhite. I never heard of a “colley” bird.

  2. Avatar photo Christopher Simmons
    Dec 14, 2011 @ 2:26 PM PST

    Still one of my favorite articles on xmas songs … I couldn’t sit through White Christmas on cable the other night. …