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Christopher’s Memes: WOLFCANO – Sharknado Sequel

Just when you thought you survived SHARKNADO, a new terror has come to drown Los Angeles in fiery toothsome horror. Down from the hills and into the sky, FUR WILL FLY! Beware the fire dripping monsters of WOLFCANO!

Simmons: WOLFCANO
A pack of wolves seeking shelter from the heat follow a lost cave unearthed from a recent earthquake. Little do they know the shelter from the heat takes them deep underground to a dormant volcano, and with a follow up quake the volcano erupts sending the wolves and a firestorm over southern California.

Helicopter pilots and tanker trucks must swerve or explode when the flaming furballs start raining from the sky.

You’ll howl, you’ll cry, you’ll see wolves fly.

Directed by veteran Hollywood director Alan Smithee this fur-fest will thrill and delight the most jaded moviegoers. A rousing sacore by the infamous band See You Next Wednesday, will have you on the edge of your seat, and features the love ballad, “If only wolf boy would save me.”

CAN YOU SURVIVE THE WOLFCANO?

 
(*THIS IS NOT A REAL MOVIE: in case you hadn’t figured that out by now.) 😉

 
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Christopher’s Memes: I Ate the Bones … McCoy?!

I Ate the Bones?! Some people think “Bones” is ‘finger lickin good’ but I’m sure he’d rather not be eaten by hungry KFC customers! #iatethebones indeed.

Simmons MEME: I Ate the Bones?

Now in two types of white meat: classic DeForest Kelly flavor or new spicier Karl Urban flavor. Only available with Bones. Contrary to any TV commercials you may have seen, “Bones-less” is not available for this special meaty offer.

About this MEME: Inspired by the 2013 “I ate the Bones” TV commercials from KFC. (With apologies to both the late Mr. Gene Roddenberry and DeForest Kelly.)

VIDEO – KFC “I Ate The Bones” (YouTube):
https://youtu.be/hGlzhPVMAsg

 

TERMS OF USE: From an original idea by Christopher L. Simmons, Copr. © 2013 by Christopher Laird Simmons – all rights reserved. Fair use: rights granted to share and enjoy, however sites which repost memes as their main endeavor must clearly retain attribution and a link back to this “original” birthplace for the meme: https://christophersimmons.com/christophers-memes-i-ate-the-bones-mccoy/ . Use of the image created in Photoshop by Simmons to create further derivative works is prohibited without proper attribution of the original artist.

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Christopher’s Memes: Bing it On – The (Chandler) Bing Challenge

BING IT ON! “Bing” vs “Google.” Some say the Microsoft ‘Bing Challenge’ is rigged. Well, obviously Chandler Bing is better looking than Google when you do a side by side comparison of the two. It’s simply no contest.

Simmons: Bing it On

Inspired by the “Bing it On” advertising campaign 2013 by Microsoft.

VIDEO “Bing Challenge” (YouTube):

 

TERMS OF USE: From an original idea by Christopher L. Simmons, Copr. © 2013 by Christopher Laird Simmons – all rights reserved. Fair use: rights granted to share and enjoy, however sites which repost memes as their main endeavor must clearly retain attribution and a link back to this “original” birthplace for the meme on ChristopherSimmons.com . Use of the image created in Photoshop by Simmons to create further derivative works is prohibited without proper attribution of the original artist. Christopher Simmons is an award-winning graphic designer, digital artist, photographer, Photoshop “guru” and marketing expert.